Man ‘fell about laughing’ after spotting very rude vegetable in weekly Tesco shop

Michael Coates, 47, popped to his local Tesco to do his food shop, just like he does every week.

But it wasn’t until he got home that he noticed something in his groceries that left him in fits of giggles.

As he unpacked the shopping and pulled one of the carrots to cook, he noticed that one of them didn’t exactly match the rest of the bunch.

He said: “It’s incredible. I opened it up and there it was, in full glory. I just thought: ‘What the heck?!'”

The rude piece of veg, was found at one of the Tesco stores near Middlesborough, and according to Michael “resembles a human being – and a naked one at that!”



He said it “resembles a human being – and a naked one at that!”

The carrot looks as if has two legs, and something else in-between them…

Michael said: “It’s unreal. It looks like a pair of legs and a penis. It was strange – but really funny.”

After finding the odd carrot, he said “I can’t bin that one”, and decided to keep it in the fridge as a souvenir.

He continued: “But I know I’ll have to throw it out eventually – it will go off.”

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Michael said he has already thrown the packaging away, but believes the carrot came from a bag of Redmere Farms Carrots .

According to the Tesco website, they cost £0.49 per kilogram.

But, this isn’t the only time we’ve discovered some rude-looking fruit and veg…

The Cornish Food Box Company launched a campaign to get people talking about food, and they weren’t disappointed.

They released some raunchy pictures of spuds that look like bums and penis-shaped parnips .