Governments! Save €999,762 On Printers With This Black Friday Offer!

Governments, why pay more for printers and office accessories, when you can make significant savings with our exclusive Black Friday sale?

Get a printer that is perfectly suitable for use in the Dáil; was €1,000,000 of taxpayer’s money, now just €238! Buy one for every single one of the 158 TDs in Leinster House, and still make a saving of €962,396!

That’s 4,200 printers, for the price of one! Incredible savings!

And that’s not all this Black Friday!

Get a Children’s Hospital built for less than the cost of two children’s hospitals from anywhere else in the world, simply by looking out for Black Friday bargains!

This National Broadband plan was set to cost €3bn; get up to 50% off by opening up the bidding to more than one company!

These savings must end soon, as a General Election is around the corner!

So don’t delay or question who you’re voting for next year, and save big this Black Friday!

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