23 Weird Valentine’s Day Gifts Your Nutball Will Truly Love

When you love someone, you want to make their life easier. In that spirit, what fits the bill more than a towel designed to be used after sex?
“Need a towel, honey?”
“Yes, make sure it’s the one that specifically says ‘After Sex Towel.'”
“There’s a difference?”
“Yes, other towels don’t specifically say, ‘After Sex Towel’ — it’s logic!”
“Thank you for the clarity.”